I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
Tasty Deals for National Hot Dog Day – July 18th, 2018
Today is National Hot Dog Day and we found a few tasty deals for those that wanna munch on some weenies to celebrate this grand day.
Annual Motorcycle & Scooter ‘Ride to Work Day’ is June 18th
International Motorcycle and Scooter Ride to Work Day is an annual event to celebrate the joys of riding motorcycles.
Early Voting For June 16th Runoff Election Underway Now
The runoff election for City Council Place 2, between Kreitler and Rentz, is underway and will end June 12th.
‘Around Town Update’ for the Abilene Area
Here's a list of events going on in Abilene and the surrounding area. If you'd like your event listed, just send us an email and we'll get it added.
2018 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 11th at 2 a.m.
Time to "spring forward" an hour this weekend.
Get a Free IHOP Short Stack and Help Local Children Today
To Celebrate National Pancake Day, IHOP is offering a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes. In exchange, guests are asked to leave behind a donation for local children's charities.
Now Hiring: Cactus Drilling [SPONSORED]
How would you like to be making TWENTY ONE dollars per hour?
Monster Trucks Roar into Abilene February 2nd and 3rd
See these incredible 10,000 pound, car-crushing giants compete in racing, wheelie contests, and then rock the house with amazing freestyle action.
9 Questions About the Abilene Area That Have Appeared on Jeopardy!
Jeopardy is one of the longest-running and most-famous TV game shows ever and at some point, they've covered everything - including Abilene.
20th Annual Party Gras is February 10th at the Zone
Our 20th Annual Party Gras is Saturday, February 10th at the Zone Grill & Bar. Yes, we'll have plenty of beads!
The Painman Tries a Nasal Flush for the First Time [NSFW]
Since my allergies have been terrible, I finally broke down and bought one of those scary nasal rinse kits. I'll be honest, it worked pretty dang well.
Over a Decade Later the Abilene Smoking Ban Still Great
It's been over a decade since Abilene adopted the smoking ban that prevented smoking in most public establishments. Personally, I think the change has been great.