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Justin Bieber Once Again Accused of Being Someone’s Baby Daddy
Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity? Get ready for that to happen again.
William Shatner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Adam Scott + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 29) celebrities got ambiguous, hated on you, watched reality TV, figured out successful journalism models and made pleas to large corporations.
Amanda Bynes Might Actually Beat Her Latest Arrest After All
After Amanda Bynes was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of her window, everyone assumed the cops would find copious amounts of drugs in her apartment and throw the book at her. But it turns out they didn't -- so Amanda might be set to walk away from the incident without so much as a wrist-slap.
LeAnn Rimes Is Still Reminding People About the Homes She Wrecked
Finally, LeAnn Rimes is content. Her new record is coming out, her stepchildren call her "mom" and she's happily married. Life is good. Except ... not really, because she's still harping about how awful things have been.
So ‘Inside the Actors Studio’ Host James Lipton Was a Pimp in Post-War France
'Inside the Actors Studio' host James Lipton has always been a bit of a character (you'd expect no less from a man who spends his days asking Kiefer Sutherland about his morning routines). But it turns out James Lipton is a pimp. Like, literally.
Ali Wentworth, Bette Midler, Anderson Cooper + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 28) celebrities got excited, failed at grammar, chowed down, chased some business ventures and got familiar with fertilizer.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot. Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
Even Courtney Love Thinks Amanda Bynes Needs to Pull Herself Together
Courtney Love, perhaps upset that she's been cast off Hot Mess Isle by Amanda Bynes, has taken to Twitter to inject herself into the latter's ongoing crazy saga.
John Mayer + Katy Perry ‘Seem to Be Back Together’ at Her Memorial Day Party
Katy Perry has been a busy lady. In between platonic wedding-watching with Robert Pattinson, she managed to throw an A-list Memorial Day party -- and one of her invited guests was off-and-on boyfriend John Mayer. Cue the "oh no, not again" eye rolling.
It’s Tuesday, So Leonardo Dicaprio Has a New Supermodel Girlfriend [PHOTOS]
Leonardo Dicaprio switches out Victoria's Secret models the way most of us lowly peasants switch out socks. (You guys do that once every few weeks, right?) Well, it's about that time, so he's now hooked up with German bombshell Toni Garrn.
Jennifer Lawrence Has an Utterly Insane Stalker Who Thinks He’s the Second Coming of Jesus
A 23-year-old Canadian man (and complete creeper) has been apprehended in Jennifer Lawrence's hometown of Louisville, Ky. after harassing her family in an attempt to meet her.
Amanda Bynes Was Not Groped by the NYPD, Says the NYPD
At this point, Amanda Bynes' life is like one of those old, wooden roller coasters you don't want to stand up on for fear of being decapitated. She's rapping, she's been groped, she's wig-shopping. In short, she's a super busy girl. Now the NYPD is trying to make her a life a little simpler by scuttling one of the many lawsuits she's threatening to file -- because according to them, she wasn't sex