Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com
10 Things We Aren’t Thankful for This Year
Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Where has the time gone? As you prepare your menu, it's time to reflect on what you're thankful for. But as always, there are a few things that we could really have done without this year. Hurricanes, superstorms and other freakish weather systems, for example, don't deserve our gratitude. Here are 10 things we aren't thankful for:
Watch This Russian Grandmother Teach a Wolf a Lesson … With An Axe!
Russian women don't mess around. Did this elderly Russian woman scream for help when she was attacked by a wolf? Nope. She went all Liam Neeson on it, showing the beast that in Russia, you don't attack an old lady, OLD LADY ATTACKS YOU!
10 Deep-Fried Dishes We’d Like to Invent
America is obsessed with deep-fried foods. You better make an appointment with your cardiologist, because the deep-fried phenomenon isn't going away anytime soon. It looks like there is no limit when it comes to the culinary artform that is deep fried cooking. What will they come up with next? Maybe they'll start deep frying asparagus soon—we doubt it, but you never know. Well, we might as well in
10 Forms of I.D. That Won’t Be Accepted on Election Day
It's almost time to cast your vote for the 2012 presidential election, and in some states it's important that you present valid photo I.D. Otherwise you could be prevented from casting your vote, which would deprive you of performing your civic duty. Don't worry—we're here to help you! Here is a list of 10 forms of I.D. that won't be accepted on election day:
Watch the Luckiest Guy On Earth Survive an Insane Car Crash
This may not be the smartest driver we've ever seen, but he sure is the luckiest.
What to Say to Trick-or-Treaters Without a Costume
Pretty clearly, the best part of Halloween is that you dress up in a fun costume and walk around acquiring delicious candy. Who doesn't love that? We're really excited to see all the trick-or-treaters in their best outfits this year. We've got our bags of candy ready, and we're giving away prizes for the best costumes we see. However, we cannot abide a certain type of trick-or-treater. You know th
Breakfast Cereal Mascots Get Creepy Makeover
All of our favorite sugar-filled breakfast treats are forever tainted thanks to Guillermo Fajardo.
Danny Devito Says ‘Everything’s Good’ Even Though We All Know It Isn’t [VIDEO]
For the first time since his split with Rhea Perlman that shattered our illusion of love, Danny DeVito was seen out and about over the weekend -- and all things considered, he seemed to be holding up pretty well.
10 Unnecessarily Sexy Halloween Costumes That Actually Exist
It's Halloween! That can only mean two things: 1) Scary things that go bump in the night, and 2) girls wearing senselessly provocative outfits. Oh yes, girls in so-called sexy costumes have become as much a Halloween tradition as pumpkin carving. Now, we're not complaining that there are scantily clad women during the Halloween season. Not at all. The thing is, some of the costumes are trying just
Jay-Z Gets Parenting Advice from President Obama. What, You Don’t?
Over the past several years, President Obama and Jay-Z have become very good friends who occasionally come together like the powerhouse of cool they are. And POTUS and Hova have one topic they always chat about: the women they love. Especially their daughters.
Elton John Commits a Horrific Fashion Faux Pas by Wearing a Tasteful Suit
Elton John has the worst luck, not to mention an overabundance of first-world problems. Seems that instead of attending a benefit in his usual uniform of spangles and live ocelots, he actually had to wear a normal suit. The horror.
10 Ways to Carve Your Pumpkin This Halloween
The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds. Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so we came up with 10 ideas you may not have thought of for how to carve your pumpki