All states have symbols that truly represent their people, region, animals, food, quirks, and so on. Heck, when you think of our state symbols, I'm sure the bluebonnets or armadillos immediately come to mind.

Well, as they say, everything is bigger in Texas. So, we decided to go big with our funny and sarcastic (and partially true) take on the State Symbols of Texas.

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Austin is our State Capital. Peach Cobbler is our State Cobbler. Chili is our State Dish.

But what about everything else that represents our great state and us, as Texans?

First and foremost, the following list is completely sarcastic. So if one of these offends you, then your skin isn't thick enough to be a Texan and we kindly ask you to move back to where you came from because we can take a joke here in the Lone Star State.

LOOK: Hilarious State Symbols of Texas

Time for a little fun and sarcasm. If you've got any "state symbols" to add to this list, please feel free to email me.
First and foremost, the following list is completely sarcastic. So if one of these offends you, then your skin isn't thick enough to be a Texan and we kindly ask you to move back to where you came from because we can take a joke here in the Lone Star State.

As mentioned above, if you have an idea you'd like added to this list of sarcastic State Symbols of Texas, please shoot me an email.

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