This contender in Doritos' Crash the Super Bowl commercial contest features a goat that just can't get enough of that nacho cheese taste.

The story is the budding friendship of two Doritos fans, regardless of difference in species. Tragedy strikes, of course, and their love for Doritos drives a wedge between them--the goat chews too loudly and too often and eats too many Doritos; the goat discovers the man's hoarding of Doritos and his ploy to sell it off.

The ad ends on a pretty ominous note. Forgive us, but this commercial seems to do more in detailing the dangers of Dorito-consumption -- crippling addiction and eventual murder by goat -- rather than the joy that's to be had from eating them.